Your car is at least five years old... And you pray for it on a regular basis.
You have more books in your home than DVDs.
Potluck suppers are the only home cooking that you're getting.
You always look forward to holidays... To catch up on research papers.
You use words like exegesis and hermeneutics in everday conversations.
You are addressed as brother or sister several times a day by people not related to you... And you're pretty sure it's because they don't remember your name.
You spend more time at Robert's Library than at church.
When someone tells you; "I'll have to pray about that." It really means; "Unless I get a direct Word from God... THERE AIN'T NO WAY!"
You have the Ten Commandments memorized... And have broken most of them trying to pass a class.
You're personal mantra is... It's COOL to be a CONSERVATIVE!
