You may be a bit OCD if:
You still play the “Don’t step on the crack” game.
Your favorite puppet on Sesame Street is the Count.
You iron everything… Including your underwear!
You wash your soap.
You wash all your dishes by hand before putting them in the dishwasher.
You are certain that dishes each have a particular place in the dishwasher… And they will never get 100% clean unless put in correctly.
You have an overwhelming desire to straighten crooked pictures… Even in other people’s homes and restaurants.
You like to bring your own silverware to restaurants.
You can’t wear a t-shirt until you cut the itchy little tag out.
You thank God that they finally started making t-shirts with no itchy little tags!
You wash your hair and repeat, and repeat, and repeat, etc…
You must turn the toilet paper around if it’s not rolling off the top.
You have to cover public toilet seats with several layers of toilet paper before you sit down.
If you cover the seat of your own toilet with several layers of toilet paper before you sit down please stop here and seek professional help immediately!
You roll out the paper towels in a public toilet before washing your hands.
You use those same paper towels to open the door on the way out.
You sort your laundry into individual colors… Black, brown, purple, blue, green, red, orange, etc…
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