Athiest's Bible

I don't think we Christians give Atheists nearly enough credit...

Here's why. Atheists don't actually have a Bible, but if they did it would probably go something like this:

In the begining there was a great cosmic accident that created the world and the primordial goo that would eventually become life. After billions of years and several more incredible coincidences mammals evolved. Then through the combined marvels of macro-evolution and natural selection humans developed from apes. We live our lives for no apparent reason, work, struggle, pay taxes, die and then simply cease to exist...

Now believing THAT takes a whole lot of faith!

PS: I know that it's a really short Bible... After all, they are Atheists!  -Wolf